{"product_id":"crows-before-bros-air-freshener","title":"Crows Before Bros Air Freshener","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eCrows Before Bros Air Freshener: Support Your Local Murder Vanilla Car Charm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCrows Before Bros Air Freshener\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is an approximately 2.75\" x 4\" die-cut hanging vanilla-scented paper cardstock air freshener featuring a vintage linework illustration of a raven perched on a branch beneath bold typography reading \"CROWS BEFORE BROS\" and \"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER\", designed for car rearview mirrors, wardrobe closets, gym lockers, bedrooms, and home workspaces. As the old adage goes, crows before bros. Birds of a feather must flock together! Blending gothic folklore with cheeky avian humor, this witty charm honors corvids while eliminating stale cabin odors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis double-sided hanging air freshener comes packaged in a heat-sealed poly bag to lock in refreshing sweet vanilla fragrance until ready for use. Crafted from absorbent high-density cardstock and fitted with an elastic hanging cord, it easily loops over any rearview mirror without obstructing driver visibility. It makes an exceptional novelty gift for goth corvid lovers and birdwatchers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eGothic Crow Novelty Air Freshener Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 2.75\" x 4\" (Custom rectangular die-cut)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic Sweet Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight, absorbent high-density scented cotton cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided vintage linework illustration of perched crow with botanical border and retro lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-strung elastic hanging cord for effortless rearview mirror installation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-sealed poly barrier bag locking in fresh fragrance until opened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46108613279767,"sku":"CROWSBEFOREBROSAIRFRESHENER081125","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1705\/1039\/files\/Crows-Before-Bros_Air-Freshener_2-75x4_Mock.jpg?v=1794455019","url":"https:\/\/cultureedit.com\/products\/crows-before-bros-air-freshener","provider":"CULTUREEDIT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}