{"product_id":"everybody-croaks-air-freshener","title":"Everybody Croaks Air Freshener","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eEverybody Croaks Air Freshener: Grim Reaper Frog Vanilla Car Charm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eEverybody Croaks Air Freshener\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is an approximately 3\" x 4\" die-cut hanging vanilla-scented paper cardstock air freshener featuring a grim reaper frog clad in a hooded black cowl holding a scythe and human skull beneath bold lettering reading \"EVERYBODY CROAKS\", designed for car rearview mirrors, wardrobe closets, gym lockers, bedrooms, and home workspaces. It's a fact of life: everybody croaks. Rest in pond! Blending dark existential humor with gothic fantasy artwork, this grim amphibian serves as a delightfully cynical reminder of mortality while banishing stale vehicle odors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis double-sided hanging air freshener comes packaged in a heat-sealed poly bag to lock in refreshing sweet vanilla fragrance until ready for use. Crafted from absorbent high-density cardstock and fitted with an elastic hanging cord, it easily loops over any rearview mirror without obstructing driver visibility. It makes an exceptional novelty gift for cottagecore goths and frog enthusiasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eGrim Reaper Frog Novelty Air Freshener Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3\" x 4\" (Custom rectangular die-cut)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic Sweet Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight, absorbent high-density scented cotton cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided full-color grim reaper frog illustration with scythe and skull\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-strung elastic hanging cord for effortless rearview mirror installation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-sealed poly barrier bag locking in fresh fragrance until opened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46108626124823,"sku":"EVERYBODYCROAKSAIRFRESH060625","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1705\/1039\/files\/Everybody-Croaks_Air-Freshener_3x4_Mock.jpg?v=1794455331","url":"https:\/\/cultureedit.com\/products\/everybody-croaks-air-freshener","provider":"CULTUREEDIT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}