{"product_id":"i-hated-you-all-air-freshener","title":"I Hated You All Air Freshener","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eI Hated You All Air Freshener: Funny Tombstone Epitaph Vanilla Car Charm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eI Hated You All Air Freshener\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is an approximately 2.75\" x 4\" die-cut hanging vanilla-scented paper cardstock air freshener featuring a weathered granite tombstone engraved with bold capital lettering reading \"I HATED YOU ALL\", designed for car rearview mirrors, wardrobe closets, gym lockers, bedrooms, and home workspaces. I want you to know, I hated you all. Blending classic cemetery aesthetics with unapologetic antisocial humor and deadpan satire, this witty gravestone charm delivers the ultimate parting statement to annoying tailgaters, reckless drivers, and stressful daily commutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis double-sided hanging air freshener comes packaged in a heat-sealed poly bag to lock in that refreshing sweet vanilla fragrance until ready for use. Crafted from absorbent high-density cardstock and fitted with an elastic hanging cord, it easily loops over any rearview mirror without obstructing driver visibility. It makes an exceptional novelty gift for introverts, cynics, and dark humor fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eFunny Tombstone Epitaph Novelty Air Freshener Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 2.75\" x 4\" (Custom tombstone die-cut)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic Sweet Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight, absorbent high-density scented cotton cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided full-color weathered tombstone illustration with engraved epitaph text\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-strung elastic hanging cord for effortless rearview mirror installation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-sealed poly barrier bag locking in fresh fragrance until opened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46108644802583,"sku":"IHATEDYOUALLAIRFRESH060625","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1705\/1039\/files\/I-Hated-You-All_Air-Freshener_2-75x4_Mock.jpg?v=1794455646","url":"https:\/\/cultureedit.com\/products\/i-hated-you-all-air-freshener","provider":"CULTUREEDIT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}