Chronically Online Embroidered Corduroy Hat

$42.00

Color Olive Brown Burgundy Black Navy

If your screen time report feels like a personal attack, congrats - you've earned this hat. "Chronically Online" is stitched front + center on soft corduroy, for anyone who's always just checking one thing (and somehow it's been 45 minutes).

About Polychrome Goods

Polychrome Goods is a New York brand, split between East Hampton and the city, launched officially in 2023 by its founder JM after starting out with craft projects in 2020. It makes quirky, joyful products inspired by food, pop culture and lifestyle, from embroidered hats and sweatshirts to mugs and tote bags. CULTUREEDIT carries a wide range, including its Heated Rivalry-themed pieces.

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