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Embroidered on a classic unstructured dad hat — the twill version of the same three sentences.

Polychrome Goods 🍊 Original Designs

☆ 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% cotton twill / 65% polyester)

☆ Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile

☆ 6 embroidered eyelets

☆ 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown, 2 ⅞" brim

☆ Adjustable strap with antique buckle

☆ One size fits all — 20½–23½" head circumference

☆ Embroidered to order; spot clean and air dry

Unofficial merch inspired by the series, no rights intended. We're just big fans!