Who Are You Calling Cootie Queen? You Lint Licker Hat

$42.00

Short, spicy, and straight out of that iconic 2000s Orbit gum commercial. This embroidered dad hat delivers maximum sass with minimum effort - perfect for side-eye moments, office Secret Santa, or anyone who loves a quotable burn.

About Polychrome Goods

Polychrome Goods is a New York brand, split between East Hampton and the city, launched officially in 2023 by its founder JM after starting out with craft projects in 2020. It makes quirky, joyful products inspired by food, pop culture and lifestyle, from embroidered hats and sweatshirts to mugs and tote bags. CULTUREEDIT carries a wide range, including its Heated Rivalry-themed pieces.

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