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You Are So Boring Embroidered Corduroy Hat
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You are so boring.
Embroidered on soft cotton corduroy — said once, then never explained.
- Soft 100% cotton corduroy
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown, 2 ⅞" brim
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- One size fits all — 20½–23½" head circumference
- Embroidered to order; spot clean and air dry
Unofficial merch inspired by the series, no rights intended. We're just big fans!